變態女 之 “懶叻”
2006-10-10
客戶來電郵, 問幾款貨品的資料, 節錄原文如下…
“Dear A, Thank you for your prompt reply. I review your website with customer today, they love below buckles very much but worry the size. Would you mind help to check the actual size and send a available sample to us? ……” [註: 非課本範文, 阿浩只是”照抄”]
變態女貴為同事A的 “Accessory” [此稱號為另一個故事, 容後補述], 同事A便叫變態女將客戶要的樣辦都找出來.
變態女: 咩呀, 佢叫你做兩樣o野喎, 要樣辦同埋另一樣喎.
同事A: 咁另一樣即係咩?
變態女: “and” o丫o麻, 咪要辦同埋………… 係囉.
同事A: 你自己話係咩咯.
剛好阿浩從茶水間出來, 變態女即問阿浩: 阿浩呀, 我呢個唔知——
同事A搶先道: 阿浩, 你唔好教佢, 係佢自己乜都話識!
(一會兒後)
同事A告訴阿浩: 頭先變態女o黎同我講, ”你懶叻啦你, 又唔話我知要做d乜, 而家你話點o丫!?”
係囉, 點o丫!??!
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